Information Minister of the Republic of Iraq (mohammedalsahaf) wrote,
Information Minister of the Republic of Iraq

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There is no Bush in Baghdad. Well, sort of.

The only Bush that was in Baghdad today can be found in the sensible undergarments of Iraqi women.

The television of America is all lies. The cowboy doofus Bush isn't even alive anymore, he was vanquished in the recent Baathist victory over the United States of Who the hell even remembers. The brave forces of Saddam removed his head and stood his body up and shot his head out of a cannon that was pointed as his body and the body was toppled and man was it sweet. The video of it is far better than any of the "Girls Gone Wild" tapes.

I'm fairly certain the footage that was aired today was old film from a feast just prior to a huge Texas Army orgy.
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