This evening I tuned in to watch a TV show called Two and a Half Men.
It was about two middle-aged jerks raising a young man who will most likely grow up to be a homosexual.
Man, I thought it was going to be a show about two men berrating and taunting a legless victim of a command-detonated explosive device. "Come on man, we're going dancing with foxy women . . . oh yeah - YOU CAN'T DANCE!" Cue the laugh track.
That would be hilarious, but we can always count on the Americans to fuck it up.